February 2012
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Rachel: I'm at the point where everything is stressing me out. I'm worried about my application sure but also I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE MUPPET MOVIE YET!
Allie: I haven't either, is this a problem I wasn't even aware I should be stressing out about??
Rachel: YES, it might be out of theaters soon!!
Rachel: Also good to stress out about while trying to write this paper: Did I have too much caffeine? How dark are the circles under my eyes right now? What the fuck is wrong with my finger nail? Is it too cold out? Where's Melancholy? Will I ever find pants that look good on me?
Allie: You haven't had too much caffeine unless you're about to throw up.
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I work at a preschool in the afternoons.
3-yr-old: He can’t do that unless a teacher says so, so he needs to stop it.
Me: He can do that, I said he could.
3-yr-old: You’re not a teacher.
Me: Uhhh…if I’m not a teacher, what am I?
3-yr-old: You’re a kid.
Me: No, I’m not.
3-yr-old: You’re a teenager.
Me: No, I’m twenty years old.
3-yr-old: *blank stare*
Me: I’m a grown up! I...
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January 2012
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The Builders and the Butchers - “Golden and Green” (by what rabbit)
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