August 2010
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Once upon a time, in my previous state of naivety, I thought that people mostly told the truth and only lied when there was something/someone really important to protect. But now, I’ve matured, had a healthy dose of cynicism, gotten a little jaded…and I’ve come to the conclusion that people lie all the time, and will only tell you the truth through force of violence or coercion. And the...
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641. EVERYONE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS EVERYONE ELSE...
(via gotwisdom)
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Random well-meaning curious/nosey adult: So do you have a boyfriend? A special fellow? Huh? *elbow elbow nod wink* Me:
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Shawn: We should avoid Peters and Boon until we get something juicy.
Gus: Then throw our something juicy in their faces.
Shwan: Like rotten peaches.
Gus: What? Where are we going to get peaches?
Shawn: I dunno, but I really like that idea.
Gus: Me too. But I think we should get fresh peaches and eat them instead.
Shwan: Right in front of them.
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Why does Tom hate Jerry so much? Why doesn't Jerry...
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yeahcarlos:
Yup, errrrrday.
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I just woke up from a very deep sleep in which I...
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All I want out of life is ice cream and cuddles. Is it too much to ask? Is it?
– Sleep Talkin’ Man
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