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Me: "Why do they even made non-double-stuffed oreos?"
KA: "Those are the diet oreos."
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WatchRosemary: Olive, sweetie! There’s a young man here to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage.
Olive: Oh, happy day, Mama! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller, hooray!
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“And I am convinced that nothing can ever separate us from God’s love. Neither...”
– Romans 8:38-39 (NLT)
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my funny wife
librarysciences:
Stu: “is a koala bear a bear?”
Leanna: “no it’s a marsupial. But I’m not koala-fied to answer that!”
[via stujones].
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Ever wonder if you could →
just live in a cabin? Just decide to have the balls to go out somewhere remote and raise pine trees or make benches anonymously.
Live a solitary lifestyle. No bank accounts. No small talk. Just a porch and a wood stove and a shitty car for emergencies. Singing to plants on your windowsills to make them grow. Reading books. Doing dishes. Letting your hands get rough.
Learning about weather and...
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losemycool:
Noah and the Whale -...
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losemycool:
Noah and the Whale -...
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