February 2012
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I work at a preschool in the afternoons.
3-yr-old: He can’t do that unless a teacher says so, so he needs to stop it.
Me: He can do that, I said he could.
3-yr-old: You’re not a teacher.
Me: Uhhh…if I’m not a teacher, what am I?
3-yr-old: You’re a kid.
Me: No, I’m not.
3-yr-old: You’re a teenager.
Me: No, I’m twenty years old.
3-yr-old: *blank stare*
Me: I’m a grown up! I...
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January 2012
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The Builders and the Butchers - “Golden and Green” (by what rabbit)
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Our firm decision is to work from this focused center: One man died for...
– 2 Corinthians 5: 14-21
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into...
– Woody Allen
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